venuselectrificata:

my favorite tumblr meme is probably the “don’t fuck the thing” “I’M GONNA FUCK THE THING” exchange. i dont know why i love it so much. is it the stern, no-nonsense tone of the original speaker? theunbridled enthusiasm of the second? the fact that its basically never used in a context where fucking “the thing” is actually plausible? same reason i love “shove it up my ass” as an expression of approval for an inanimate object. its the passion, dude. the passion that transcends logic and takes on a sexual fervor that’s sort of confusing to all involved, but makes more sense to all of us on a deeper level than we’ll ever admit out loud. no, most of us don’t wanna shove that pair of boots up our ass. no, we dont really want to fuck that pool of lava. but we might as well.

i dont know, its beautiful.