the signs as creature quotes:
Aries: “YO WTF?”
Taurus: “are you a girl?”
Gemini: “what the brown?”
Cancer: “gimme a kiss.”
Leo: “get rekt.”
Virgo: “Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!!”
Libra: “Damn Dude.”
Scorpio: “don’t be bitch.”
Sagittarius: “What in the world..?!”
Capricorn: “FOR THE GROUP!”
Aquarius: “buy my shirts.”
Pisces: “DERN sure”



